I was pointed to a statement made by Matt Oxley (aka Raging Rev..) and it seems that he’s caught on to our Christian secrets…
“I suspect, and I might be wrong, that History‘s The Bible mini-series might be one of the best things for atheism to happen in a long time. As the Bible is actively read by some 16% of Christians this is giving millions an opportunity to see parts of the cannon that are morally objectionable attributed to their god.
After all of these years of successfully hiding those parts of the bible that people don’t like, that silly history channel had to go and make a film about it. I knew we should have voted to push the terrible atrocities further into the middle, but” nooooooo” , they said “they wouldn’t make it that far! Chapter six is just fine!” This is going to be worse than the watergate scandal. I can’t imagine the amount of damage control we are going to have to do! Can’t blame Rome for wanting to keep the bible in Latin now, or the KJV-only advocates for keeping it in old english….
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